18 August 2013

America's Spelling Bee, first round


Welcome to this post! Thank you for accepting this important 
challenge. We were looking for someone special, and I guess…

Things might get a little difficult, but remember:

Things might get a little difficult, but remember:

It’s important to always follow the rules, so make sure you read all the way to the end of this post, OK?

It's important to always follow the rules, so make sure you read all the way to the end of this post, OK?

Ready? Here we go. First, here’s a really cool sign!

Ready? Here we go. First, here's a really cool sign!

While you’re at it, check out this apostrophe.

While you're at it, check out this apostrophe.

What about this? Anything wrong about this?

What about this? Anything wrong about this?

You should really never underestimate the power of advertising.

You should really never underestimate the power of advertising.

Accommodating the customer is also a big plus.

Accommodating the customer is also a big plus.

It’s important to always keep an eye on the weather forecast.

It's important to always keep an eye on the weather forecast.

…and to always protect the environment.

...and to always protect the environment.

This person DOES make a good point.

This person DOES make a good point.
I know you might be feeling a little frustrated by now, but don’t let any rage overtake you.

It just looks like some people need to brush up on their linguistic skills.

Maybe there’s a class they can take?

It just looks like some people need to brush up on their linguistic skills. Maybe there's a class they can take?

Certainly there’s nothing amiss with this inspirational saying.

Certainly there's nothing amiss with this inspirational saying.

…and this is talking about one strawberry owning an area code, right?

...and this is talking about one strawberry owning an area code, right?

Does this bother you?

Does this bother you?

Do you feel a little… anxious?

Do you feel a little... anxious?

You could probably use a realllllly good snack.

You could probably use a realllllly good snack.

Or maybe you’re just feeling rather smug.

Or maybe you're just feeling rather smug.

Wow, you must be quite stressed at this point. Maybe you just need to relax for a bit.

Wow, you must be quite stressed at this point. Maybe you just need to relax for a bit.

But just hang in there!

But just hang in there!

Here we go again. Did you hear about your TV? It is home.

Here we go again. Did you hear about your TV? It is home.

And who knows? It could be a total bargain.

And who knows? It could be a total bargain.

It might look really great in a dorm room.

It might look really great in a dorm room.

I know you feel enraged by now, but don’t worry about THIS one, because this hotel totally has only one guest.

I know you feel enraged by now, but don't worry about THIS one, because this hotel totally has only one guest.

No? Well, that’s just TO BAD.

No? Well, that's just TO BAD.

Good new’s: soon, you’ll be done reading this post.

Good new's: soon, you'll be done reading this post.

Keep a generous spirit…

Keep a generous spirit...

And always be thankful!

And always be thankful!

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