HYGIENE

I remark that I plan to take a shower before bed tonight, and JE says, "You already took a shower today." I reply that was yesterday's shower and I thought I'd get ahead of the game by showering tonight instead of in the morning--tomorrow's shower. MA gets involved and says, "Wait, aren't you missing today's shower?" Then he laughs and says, "The real question here is, can hygiene be rescheduled?"